Carrot excerpts so far:
' Especially at Blake’s one rather confusing scene where he went into great detail about how peeling carrots was a bit like driving a car, which was also a bit like life.'
'He shot the offending laughers a look. No one had laughed at his excellent carrot jokes.'
'His character Stuart has all the charisma of a carrot (a food he seems strangely fond of)'
' "Peeling carrots", Stuart said, "is a lot like riding a bike".
"Didn't’ he say this last week?" Pete asked.
"No...that was driving a car" '
'Just then the director called out, "Blake! We'’re shooting the carrot scene now!" '
I really didn't MEAN to do it. But now it's become a sort of running 'joke'.
It really is all slowly turning to shit.
Anyway...
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